Genie the lamp

Long ago, Rishi was walking along the beach in the east coast of Japan. He picked up an old dirty and rusty lamp and decided to bring it home. After he got home, He touched the lamp, there was a huge smoke out of the lamp and there stood Genie the lamp. Genie asked Rishi, one wish. Rishi said, one wish what. Genie impatiently repeated, you mother fucker, give me one wish. Tell me one wish, whatever you want. Anything. I will make it come true. Rishi was into international business logistics. So he asked Genie to build major highways connecting all the major cities in the world including Tokyo, New York, Mumbai, London and Rome. All of them. Genie quickly replied, look, I am not god, it will take too much man power and resource to do what you just asked. Ask something else. Rishi was disappointed but thought about his second wish for one moment and came up with a problem he was facing since he stared dating his girl friend and said.... I want to understand how I can make my girl friend completely happy. I mean, I want to know what she is thinking and want to understand why she sometimes get too emotional. To this second request, Genie listened carefully and tapped his fingers on his own lamp and contemplated on this issue for almost 20 seconds..... Then finally, Genie broke his silence and spoke with an Indian accent. "How many lanes do you want to connect the major cities. Two lanes or four lanes?Have a great human relationship everyone!

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アメリカに夢見て人生初めての飛行機に乗って渡米したのが1989年。 いろいろあってその28年後の現在はボストンにてサラリーマン生活。 みなさんが楽しくそして確実に実践英語の力がつくようにブログを日々更新していきまーす。